I did not write this, but I must share. Friends don't let friends walk around with bad feet!
Alright
ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of
a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me
below...
As a
member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing
sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I
promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch
the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of
my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will
go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.. SCRATCH
THAT.. I'll just go for GEL TOES and have no worries!!!!!
I will
not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will
sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will
shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't
wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister
tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a
strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back! into place hoping
it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will
not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if
my feet need him.
I will
resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99
even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of
concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when
standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I
fall and break my ankle.
I will
take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to
look like Vienna sausages.
I will
be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her
feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as
long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will
promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and
flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or
drag my feet while wearing them.
I will
promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real
pedicure.
I will
promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...
nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals.
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